Mr. Gung-Ho
sweet lap dances mmm
haha touch my butt

i'm jared and i'm 420 years old \m/

if you buy something off my wishlist send me a message with a nonart request!!!!!!



When you have an illness, sometimes you have to be selfish and just focus on yourself. It takes so much energy to try and please everyone else and it’s not worth all the emotional and physical stress. You have to do what’s best for you, even if other people are critical of you or don’t understand. You know your body better than anyone else and you can decide what activities you can and can’t do.

what i needed to hear today


attn social justice bloggers: stop using empathy to mean “basic human decency”. ppl can have low empathy and still be moral and compassionate and good, and if the only thing keeping you from being completely morally bankrupt is that it would make you feel bad, you’re probably not so upstanding yourself.



Children are not possessions.
Children are not accessories.
Children are not relationship band aids.
They are tiny people with the same amount of feelings as an adult.

But with less capacity to process, express and healthily contain those feelings when necessary.

Be kind to them.

hearts and minds, right? get ‘em young and they’ll be yours forever.


benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
"But I have seen the best of you and the worst of you, and I choose both."
— Sarah Kay and Phil Kaye, “An Origin Story” (via petrichour)


yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help


dont talk to me if your feminism excludes trans women. i want no part of that. please go

my toaster caught on fire like 10 minutes after i woke up from my nap this is great


living in a small town is wonderful

  • are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
  • are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
  • are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
  • are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
  • are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere