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believe it or not you singing in spanish doesnt help me out at fucking all with my spanish homework

My therapist: Look at nature. Look at flowers. We never walk into our garden and say "Oh wouldn't that flower be so much more pretty if it were taller? Or red instead of pink?" No, we don't. Because nature was created perfect just as it is. And so are we. We are part of nature, we are how we're meant to be, we are perfect just as we are.

stair-diving-with-hayes:

Ladies and Gentleman, the man that will be in history books. He was throwing the burning tear gas. Not to the cops but away from the children protesting. In his American Shirt and bag of chips. Check his twitter.

barbeauxbot:

Look the fact of the matter is it doesn’t actually matter whether or not Mike Brown shoplifted a couple of $2 cigars from a convenience store

That’s not a crime that is punishable by summary public execution.

sorry i havent been around much lately school started back and ive been drowning in homework

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

Anonymous said: please send me good music

clannyphantom:

I LOVE QUESTIONS LIKE THIS I’M GOING HAM. i’ll organize by genre/general sound.

ROCK/INDIE WHAT WITH THE GUITARS LIKE

I AM KLOOT
They’re an alternative rock band from england and by far my favourite band. idk all my favourite songs by them are slow and down tempo tbh
here’s my 5 favourite songs which is really hard to pick bc they’re all good. 
Ferris Wheels
Northern Skies
Your Favourite Sky
Strange Little Girl (sad and great)
Proof 

BEIRUT
Beirut is a baroque rock band. came for the accordions stayed for ltierally everything else. 
Nantes (beautiful)
Elephant Gun
A Candles Fire

THE 1975
I’m gonna be honest i haven’t listened to much of them but my friend astrid showed me them recently and A+ clapping emoji
Me
Robbers

DEAD MAN’S BONES
Spooky indie rock band featuring RYAN FUCKING GOSLING as the vocalist
In The Room Where You Sleep
Pa Pa Power

DEVOTCHKA
Dark Cabaret type band that used to play in burlesque clubs
How It Ends (absolutely beautiful)
All the Sand in All the Sea
I Cried Like a Silly Boy
The Last Beat of My Heart (cover of the Siouxsie and the Banshees song)

AMBIENT TYPE WHAT WOULD PUT YOU TO SLEEP

GOD IS AN ASTRONAUT
Fireflies and Empty Skies
All is Violent, All is Bright
Grace Descending

EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY
Let Me Back In
A Song for our Fathers

TYCHO
Dive
A Walk

THAT OLDY TYPE MUSICS
(also includes smooth jazz)

Sarah Vaughn - Lullaby of Birdland
John Coltrane - Stardust
Miles Davis - So What
The Ink Spots - Making Believe
The Chordettes - Mr. Sandman

ELECTRONICISH KINDA MUSIC (SORT OF)

Crystal Castles - Untrust Us 
Teen Suicide - Haunt Me (x3)
Kavinsky - Nightcall
Grum - L.A Lights

MISC MUSIC I GUESS

The Protomen - Light Up the Night
IAMX - Bernadette 


I’M LEAVING OUT SO MUCH BUT HERE’S SOME SICK JAMS FOR YOU

muggleland:

i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test

gabifresh:

aeon-fux:

This just happened in Seattle. A group of nonviolent protestors in support of Palestine were being harassed by a WHITE MAN, this fucking mall cop comes out and maces and detains a black man WITH NO AFFILIATION TOWARDS EITHER GROUP. AN INNOCENT BLACK MAN JUST WALKING INTO THE WESTLAKE MALL. The protestors are actively telling the mall cop that he MACED THE WRONG GUY, that the black man did nothing wrong, and he still handcuffs him and DENIES him water to flush out his eyes being offered by the protestors. I’m so disgusted. I have been to this area and mall many times in my life and I no longer feel safe going. I hope to god he presses charges and that this scum sucking shitstain loses his job. I’m so scared right now. I’m so fucking scared. Source here, but let the video speak for itself. 

i cannot even get past 13 seconds of this video. WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS. WHAT THE FUCK.

ngl when teachers make me write an essay about my life I always focus on the sad shit bc they go a lot easier on me if i can make them cry w my life story soooooo
idk im kind of a bad person but???????? idc??

tommyistoofastforthisshit:

Can we start, when teenage girls come out as bisexual, saying congratulations and then offering support and information instead of questioning them, laughing at them and saying they’re lying?